Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock Hotel
There are some groups of folks I will never truly understand. While I have made all types of efforts to ingratiate, comprehend, analyze, and live among several of them, certain methods will always perplex, and actions confound.
One such group is the alpha douche. Thankfully, when Hot Chicks With Douchebags becomes too mundane, Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock saves the day.
Rehab is in its second season on TruTV, spotlighting the spiky hair, silicone, and six pack stomachs at the weekly pool party in Las Vegas.The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino plays host to the lot, who pay a $50 and up admission for the privilege of paying thousands for bottle service.
But the crowd is only part of the fetid fun. Certain characters seem beamed down from the over-tanned mothership making Rehab a place where everyone is buff, busty, and bugging out.
Justin, the doughy aw-shucks manager from season 1, has been supplanted by Matt, a tightly wound east coaster who enjoys firing staff on the spot for transgressions. Perpetually jiggly brunette “Julia Gulia,” is back- a notable high point.
The antics and drama range from tackling drunk guests to a barback taking offense when the bartender asks him to get ice. Most rewarding though, is watching the guests at Rehab working their assets- from cocktail waitresses doing body shots to Ed Hardy clad patrons putting plentiful amounts of Patron as fast as it can be distilled.
For true viewing enjoyment, tune in Tuesdays at 10pm and see if you can make any sense out of the spectacle this weekly party has become.
posted by UpperWestSideGuy @ 6:09 PM
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